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From Rollcall via ThinkProgress.org:

Operation Shoe Find: After her trip to Rep. Trent Franks’s (R-AZ) office for Operation Smile, Jessica Simpson left behind two pairs of shoes. [Note: What?] “Franks’ spokeswoman, Lindsey Mask, swears that no one in the office tried on Simpson’s shoes for fun, not even the Congressman.”

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